There once was a Monkey, a bald head, his name was Rupert. He did a barrel roll, all the way to Scotland to see if he could find an Asda or Tesco store… He couldn’t find one.. So he decided to duck walk back down to Kent, because he knew there was a Morrisons there. He was on the hunt for organic bananas. He got into Morrisons, found some bananas, took them upto the self scan, and he forgot his little monkey pouch, so he jumped in his BatMobile, drove home to Wales. When he got home, he found his money, and went to go out the door, but the door was locked… Where had his keys gone? And why had he ended up in Japan?

Thing is, Rupert was blind… He thought he was on the way to Scotland, but he barrel rolled onto a ferry, that took him to Japan. There was no Morrisons self scan, he stole bananas off a Japan market stool and tried to scan them against a randomers crotch. He don’t have a BatMobile, he stole someones car. He couldn’t find his keys because he had burgled someones house and mugged them off their money… He was later charged for Immigration, Sexual Harrasment, Grand Theft Auto and Burglary… Poor Rupert the Immigrant Monkey… Enjoy your time in the Japanese Cells!

Ricky, signing out!